i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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