No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
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I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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