I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
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I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
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Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
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