No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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