do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
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I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
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Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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