Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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