you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
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Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
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Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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