Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
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I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Go christen that room with your naked body.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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