Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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