I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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