if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
The police scanner is talking about you again....
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Boobs are out for the taking
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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