i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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