i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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