when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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