eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
My dick has a subreddit
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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