You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
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And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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