Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
She needs sedatives and a leash
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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