Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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