I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
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