its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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