So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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