Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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