Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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