You just made me feel so damn special
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
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fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
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I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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