Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
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Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
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IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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