i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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