the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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