whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
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You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
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Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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