When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
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This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
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There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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