Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
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Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
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It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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