Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
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I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
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He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
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