so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
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Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
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I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
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