Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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