The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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