whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
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either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
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Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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