i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
There are leaves in my underwear?
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