He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
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he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
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well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Randomize