Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
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