just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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