you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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