And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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