is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
