He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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