question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
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ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
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She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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