The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
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Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
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Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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