She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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