wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
