thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
We smell like vodka and hangover
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