Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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