we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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