i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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