KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
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