well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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