Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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