I can text with my tongue
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Farmville is her only friend.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Randomize
